make-me-fitt:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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the person who hired this man is a genius 

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

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fknandyy:

mariathemuggle:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

and they call OUR generation lost

I was hating this until the end

I’m gonna reblog again cause this shit is important. my mom is a rape victim and she’s been married twice and she’s the strongest woman I know. rape shouldn’t be a deal breaker, that’s ridiculous.

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tfcj:

All I can say is…wow. Not a good feeling. 
Officer Darren Wilson’s gofundme has more money donated than Michael Brown’s memorial fund. White privilege at it’s finest. 
I don’t usually post about stuff like this, but please share this in hopes of more people donating to Michael Brown’s family. You can find the gofundme page: here.

tfcj:

All I can say is…wow. Not a good feeling. 

Officer Darren Wilson’s gofundme has more money donated than Michael Brown’s memorial fund. White privilege at it’s finest. 

I don’t usually post about stuff like this, but please share this in hopes of more people donating to Michael Brown’s family. You can find the gofundme page: here.

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phoenix-aflame:

0nemaniacatatime:

lackthelighttoshowtheway:

This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.

like that time Marilyn Manson went to the airport with FUCK written across his face and he kept apologizing to everyone and people with kids and stuff but he had to so the paparazzi couldn’t take and sell pictures of him

Yea gdont demonize celebs who do this They are trying for privacy if only a little

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leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

dangerhamster:

When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)

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I like how he said stole but knowing him, he probably just ask politely

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solaire-of-thedas:

nootnootmothafuckah:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

221cbakerstreet:

nopholom:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

Best face

still my favorite

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

MY TIME HAS COME

Oglaf is the best

solaire-of-thedas:

nootnootmothafuckah:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

221cbakerstreet:

nopholom:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

Best face

still my favorite

an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels

MY TIME HAS COME

Oglaf is the best

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mtgfan:

mtgopinions:

Here is my contribution to this commander selfie movement. I think I have a problem. The names of the nine commanders are in the tags.

#AVACYN ANGEL OF HOPE#MUZZIO VISIONARY ARCHITECT#MIKAEUS THE UNHALLOWED#AZUSA LOST BUT SEEKING#PHENAX GOD OF DECEPTION#SUN QUAN LORD OF WU#PURPHOROS GOD OF THE FORGE#MELEK IZZET PARAGON#PROGENITUS#THAT’S A LOT OF COMMAS I HAD TO SKIP#AND THEN THERE’S PROGENITUS

mtgfan:

mtgopinions:

Here is my contribution to this commander selfie movement. I think I have a problem. The names of the nine commanders are in the tags.

#AVACYN ANGEL OF HOPE#MUZZIO VISIONARY ARCHITECT#MIKAEUS THE UNHALLOWED#AZUSA LOST BUT SEEKING#PHENAX GOD OF DECEPTION#SUN QUAN LORD OF WU#PURPHOROS GOD OF THE FORGE#MELEK IZZET PARAGON#PROGENITUS#THAT’S A LOT OF COMMAS I HAD TO SKIP#AND THEN THERE’S PROGENITUS