The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
the person who hired this man is a genius
just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.
you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle
fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.
interesting how the answers change as the men get younger
and they call OUR generation lost
I was hating this until the end
I’m gonna reblog again cause this shit is important. my mom is a rape victim and she’s been married twice and she’s the strongest woman I know. rape shouldn’t be a deal breaker, that’s ridiculous.
All I can say is…wow. Not a good feeling.
Officer Darren Wilson’s gofundme has more money donated than Michael Brown’s memorial fund. White privilege at it’s finest.
I don’t usually post about stuff like this, but please share this in hopes of more people donating to Michael Brown’s family. You can find the gofundme page: here.
This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.
like that time Marilyn Manson went to the airport with FUCK written across his face and he kept apologizing to everyone and people with kids and stuff but he had to so the paparazzi couldn’t take and sell pictures of him
Yea gdont demonize celebs who do this They are trying for privacy if only a little
Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone?
still my favorite
an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels
MY TIME HAS COME
Oglaf is the best
Here is my contribution to this commander selfie movement. I think I have a problem. The names of the nine commanders are in the tags.
#AVACYN ANGEL OF HOPE#MUZZIO VISIONARY ARCHITECT#MIKAEUS THE UNHALLOWED#AZUSA LOST BUT SEEKING#PHENAX GOD OF DECEPTION#SUN QUAN LORD OF WU#PURPHOROS GOD OF THE FORGE#MELEK IZZET PARAGON#PROGENITUS#THAT’S A LOT OF COMMAS I HAD TO SKIP#AND THEN THERE’S PROGENITUS